The Chick with the Biggest Boobs

Posted on September 26, 2010 by philip

biggest boobsWhile we were in high school, I could remember one chick – not because she was the most beautiful or the most intelligent or class nerd but because she had the biggest boobs of all the chicks in school. With raging hormones, we guys couldn’t help but stare hard every time she passes by. The other guys would sometimes snicker and call her a freak but I found her big natural breasts exciting and nice to look at.

Several years had passed since I last saw her. Then, a received a letter informing me of our homecoming party. Wow! Time really had flown fast. I’m still single, no girlfriend as of the moment. Thinking about high school made me think about her. I just wonder how she’d look now. I hope she didn’t have those breasts reduced.

So, with anticipation, I entered our alma mater’s gym. I couldn’t recognize a lot of people – all of us looked a lot different now. I can’t remember having several portly boys in the batch but about half of the men here are overweight! Meanwhile, the woman had gotten sexier. I scanned the crowd for familiar faces. That was when I saw her – the chick with the biggest boobs!

biggest boobsShe looked slim and nice yet her boobs proudly remained erect on her chest, big as ever. I was actually relieved! I purposefully made my way towards her. She’s surrounded by other chicks who had miraculously grown breasts in those 10 years from high school – I’d guess they had paid for those new breasts. Still, these were nothing compared to this beautiful girl who still had the biggest boobs of all.

I dared myself to move closer and talk to her. We chatted for a while, oblivious of the other people in the group. That was the beginning of our courtship which eventually led to marriage!

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Acquiring a taste for lactating boobs

Posted on September 12, 2010 by philip

I’ve been lactose intolerant for most of my life.  I could not handle cheese, or milk, or any dairy product.  If any of those got in my food, I threw up, I got really sick, and  I spent countless hours on the toilet bowl trying to get dairy out of my system.  Given my distaste for milk products, I was the last man to think that I’d be a big fan of lactating boobs.  It’s definitely an acquired taste.

All that changed when my wife got pregnant.  I have always liked her mango shaped tits: Handling  their firm ripeness, licking the dark nipples shaped like raisins, and just having those titties in my mouth.  I’m not very particular when it comes to big boobs or small boobs as long as it fits into my mouth.

My wife got pregnant and after a few months she had lactating boobs. At first it was kind of gross to me,  but I soon discovered that sex just got better and better.  There was something about her milky tits that made me stay harder and made me cum harder deep inside her.  So when our baby was born,  and she started breastfeeding, I’d get hard when I’d see her take her top down to breastfeed our kid.  Breastfeeding got me hard.  So after she’s done feeding our kid, I’d be sure to feed her pussy my hard dick.  After a few months of breastfeeding, I noticed that my wife’s tits had gone from mango sized treats to heavy hangers. I love those heavy hanging tits of hers.   As long as it’s my wife’s breasts, whether they are small or temporarily large, I love eating them.  She makes my dick happy.  Another good thing that came out of this experience is that I’ve finally lost my intolerance to milk products, so now you can see me ordering burgers with cheese.  That’s quite a step in the right direction, right?

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The top 3 sets of the Biggest boobs online

Posted on August 28, 2010 by philip

It’s hard to talk to a really busty woman.  Their tits seem to have their own gravitational field.  There’s some sort of a “Star wars” tractor beam that drags your eyes from looking at their eyes to slowly drift down uncontrollably to their tits.  If they were topless, you would find yourself eventually staring straight into their nipples and areola.  For this post about massive tits, my attention has been drawn uncontrollably to the three models with the biggest breast that have come across on the internet.

Playboy model Sheyla Hershy is one sight to behold.  I mean, how can this woman not break her back?  This babe sports this huge mounds of flesh that look like they’re at least 5 pounds each.  It’s as if two bald midgets hid in her shirt with the top of their heads peeking out.  Her chest is that ridiculous and that insane.  I don’t know what kind of bra she wears but probably there’s some sort of steel reinforcement involved.  Sheyla Hershy’s nice brown globes would fulfill any man’s big tits fantasies for many months.  I mean this chick has tits that last for months.  You can keep looking at them and never get bored.

Terry Nova on the other hand, has that soft face that many busty women have.  She has that extra little chubby face that makes her look soft and innocent until she opens her blouse or lifts up her shirt and you see her huge massive globes of babe flesh flop down. They are not very firm, mind you, but their size, and raw naturalness more than make up for a bit of a sag.  And boy, do they hang heavy.  Nothing like seeing that rack in front of your face every morning.  Talk about a breakfast treat.

Finally, Christie Marks, is a relatively new busty porn model. In addition to huge natural titties that are nicely well rounded, they look very soft and fluffy near the center.  She’s got that very innocent look just like your bestfriend’s sister that you fuck in the bed of your bestfriend’s truck when he’s passed out drunk in the cab.  She brings back high school memories for me of these nice looking innocent chicks with newly blossomed chests.  But don’t let that innocent look fool you.  Christy Marks loves group bangs, gang bangs, and hard black and white dicks up her pussy and between her tits. This chick is out of control!  Her appetite for sex is as big as her tits.  If you’re into hardcore busty porn check out Christy Marks–she’s the model you’ve been looking for!

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Handling floppy boobs for maximum pleasure

Posted on August 14, 2010 by philip

areolaIdeally, the best kinds of boobs are nice fleshy, firm globes with erect pink nipples. Kind of’ like tiny eyes looking at you straight on right before you fuck ‘em or lick ‘em. We don’t live in an ideal world, so there’re a lot of floppy or saggy boobs. Floppy boobs aren’t something to be afraid of, but there’s definitely a way to handle them to maximize the pleasure of your partner also to maximize your own pleasure.

In this entry, I would like to post my own little personal guide to handling floppy boobs for maximum pleasure.  I’ll quickly step you through the process of how to handle your partner’s floppy boobs in such a way that you get turned on or your partner gets turned on.  It all starts with the areola. This is that pink or brown, depending on the ethnicity of your woman, half dollar-sized or quarter dollar-sized ring around the nipples.  This is actually my favorite part of a woman’s breast.  It’s kind of my personal little target.  I aim my tongue at it and areolakeep flicking until her nipples get hard in my mouth – that’s when you know you’re doing a good job. So you rotate your tongue tip slowly around the edges of the areola, and then you slowly bring your tongue to the center near the nipple.

Firmly, but gently hold the side of your girl’s floppy boobs in your hands and gently move them up and down as your tongue flickers on her areola. If you notice her nipples getting hard, this is a clear indication that you’re doing a good job. So you keep adjusting your grip, and your tongue speed or your licking speed until you notice arousal with erect nipples in your mouth. When her nipples are fully standing you gently put her floppy boobs together and put your face right in the middle, and then you gently bite.   Don’t bite that hard, just enough to increase arousal.  You use your tongue as a cushion on the front sides of her titties.  This breast stimulation has never been known to fail. Your girl will start spreading her legs more or start grabbing your crotch to give you one mean blow job if you go through all these breast stimulation steps. I hope you enjoyed my tips, and I wish you the best in fucking those sweet floppy boobs.

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Took the train to grab boobs

Posted on July 30, 2010 by philip

I’ve always been a big fan of Japan.  What’s not to love about the place that produced nintendo, Godzilla, Pacman, and almost every other awesome video game out there?  Although some people don’t like sushi, I definitely appreciate japanese food. Teriyaki beef is pretty good too. But as much as I appreciate Japan, there are some Japanese things that strike me as odd. Like a friend sent me a link to this Japanese porn site, and I was clicking through the clips, standard creampie, group sex shit, when I came upon a whole collection of dudes just grabbing boobs on the subway. Random strangers grab boobs of unsuspecting office girls in broad daylight. Basically, public transport groping.  Talk about weird!  These women wouldn’t fight back or wouldn’t  scream.  I know that if you’d try to do that here, not only will  you get a beat down from the crowd and  the  screaming woman trying to beat you up, you’d probably get sued  or get thrown into jail for battery.  Just opening a whole can of headache, but apparently, in Japan public sex is a big fetish.

I didn’t think much more about this, until my friend and I grabbed a train to go back home after spending a few hours at a bar in Midtown Manhattan.  Lo and behold, my buddy’s exgirlfriend  enters the train.  To make a long story short, the reason they broke up was because she told him that she was hot for me.  I didn’t think much of it at the time, but when I saw her again at the train I saw how hot she was, maybe it was the beer talking or maybe I just didn’t look at her the way before. So my friend was talking, and she was talking, and suddenly she started kissing me in front of her exboyfriend and she started grabbing him as well.  All three of us were alone in that train car, so my buddy and I both decided to grab boobs at that point. It didn’t take long before this public transport groping led her to take off her panties. Although it wasn’t very obvious because she was wearing a long skirt and she jabbed my hand up there wanted me to finger her while she stooped down to suck my friend’s dick! So there we were, all three of us, drunk and dabbling in a little public transport groping action.  Who knew a little piece of Japan found its way to New York City’s subway system?  Amazing, huh?  That’s the power of the internet for you.

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Milking boobs make me thirsty

Posted on July 13, 2010 by philip

I used to ride the bus a lot when I was in high school. You gotta understand, back in Southern California where I grew up and spent my high school years, you were a BIG LOSER if you took the bus. People didn’t want to be seen with you or even admit that you are their friend.  That’s how bad riding the bus was.  I could see friends that would be riding cars and when they see me, they duck down.  It’s really a big stigma to be caught riding a bus or catching a bus.  I don’t understand why since riding the bus is actually more fun and less stressful than driving.  You can just chill in the back, turn on your walkman, and just relax.  Anyway, this blog post is about one particular bus ride I took.  I was at the back of the bus and this fine young Mexican mom with an infant comes in. She must’ve been no more than 21 years old, she looked really hot. I mean she kept her tight sexy figure even though she has a kid.  She’s definitely one MILF- mom I’d love to fuck.  Anyway I was in the back then, and she took a side bench next to me  holding her infant son on the side.  I was busy looking at ads at ceiling of the bus when her baby cried a bit, she suddenly pulled down her top and started breast feeding her kid.  Right in front of me!  I was staring like a retard for one long second at her huge milky titty getting guzzled.  I then turned my head quickly out of embarrassment.  That experience stayed with me forever and since then my lactating tits fetish has never left me.  

When my girlfriend got pregnant, I would play with her tits as her milk would squirt all over my hungry fingers. I’d lick on her lactating tits and greedily nibbling and lapping up her milk. I can’t get enough fresh mom milk.  So milking boobs just makes my day.  Nothing like milk producing bouncing tits on  my dick as I fuck my girl when she was pregnant with my kid.  So that was how my bus experience that weird day back in high school shaped my fetish for milking boobs.  I hope you like this post, there are definitely more boob fetishes to come.

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Hanging boobs are definitely underappreciated

Posted on July 10, 2010 by philip

Back during junior high there was this annoying blond girl who I used to play tag with.  We would tease each other and get on each other’s nerves.  I’d tag her in the back, and she’d tag me.  Just innocent junior high school shit.  Near the time I was getting ready to hit high school, my balls dropped and puberty hit me—hard!  Suddenly, Lori was no longer this annoying chick who used to chase me. She became this hot blondie with massive tits!  I mean her tits just like popped out overnight.  It’s like watching mushrooms grow – it was amazing, what a beautiful sight.  Sadly, Lori’s attitude changed towards me changed as well.  We’re no longer buddies, cuz you know, she’s a woman now and I’m just another guy who wants to bang her.  Throughout  high school, we barely saw each other.  When we passed each other in the hallway and say “Hi” but that’s pretty much it.

I would still fantasize about Lorie’s hanging boobs though.  Those things were huge! Talk about heavy hangers.  While it’s easy to describe them as gigantic boobs those words don’t do justice to the beauty of their shape and how they would bounce when Lori walked.  I’d spend the last half of my high school years just thinking about getting my  hands on those sweet heavy hangers.

After high school, I joined a community college trying to figure out what I wanted to do with my life. Lori was in one of my classes. She’s a little more grown up and mellow but her tits still looked marvelous as ever.  One day we said “Hi” to each other and ran into each other in the cafeteria.  One thing lead to another and she found herself in my apartment sucking my dick.  While I don’t have any problems with busty blond women playing with my balls and rubbing their gums up against my hard shaft, I was quite surprised when I grabbed her titty and milk spurted out.  Lorie had milking boobs since, apparently, she was several months pregnant.  She had always been a chubby girl, so she hid it pretty well.  She got knocked up by her boyfriend, but he took off when he found out she was pregnant, and she’s now out hunting dick. I was glad to donate my sperm to her knowing that I wouldn’t knock her up.  I did my small  part in helping in her  search for hard dick to get over her man leaving her.  I didn’t talk to Lori after that day. She dropped the class and I moved away. But, I’m sure somewhere,  somehow whether in an apartment or in a trailer home or some similar place, Lorie’s making some lucky guy happy with her giant heavy hanger tits.

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Enormous boobs make the world smile

Posted on July 5, 2010 by philip

After high school, I wanted to see the world, so I joined the US Navy.  Although I had a home ship, I spent a lot of time in Osaka, Japan.  19 and wet behind the ears, my Osaka days were a great escape away from Midwest America.  I wanted to see the world, see different people, and experience different cultures.

One thing that I did bring with me was my fascination or love for enormous boobs.  So when I was in Japan, I was kinda’ disappointed and pretty sad because there weren’t too many Japanese women with large breasts.   That was my first impression.  Most Japanese women I came across had mosquito bite sized tits, or, at most, small mango-sized titties. So it was pretty slim pickings for a big boob man like myself in a desperate search for enormous juicy boobs.  So it brought a big smile to my face when I heard about this Japanese pornstar Ourei Harada.  Miss Harada is quite rare for a Japanese, she has huge tits, I mean we’re talking D-cup breasts, I am talking huge tits that would jump out at you, and you try to bury your face  in them–a huge soft pair of pillows. My kind of tits!  So Miss Harada has been a special Japanese treat for me, and she definitely changed my picture of Asian women with enormous boobs.

A close second in that category is Minka.  She’s a longtime veteran of the porn world for quite a while now.   She has tehse huge, enormous “bolt on” tits.  Sure they’re fake but when you got your face buried in them or your lucky stiff dick buried in them then it doesn’t matter.  That’s been my Asian enormous boobs experience.  Now that I’m back in the states, it’s nice to see American talent when it comes to big booby adult entertainment category  Sheila Hershy is a famous busty model that definitely brings heat when she’s in a sex scene.  Not only does she have big tits, she also obviously loves to fuck and suck.  Another model that I like that has enormous boobs is Katie Price.  She’s quite young and very energetic, and it’s definitely a joy to see her tits bounce up and down when she’s riding a stiff pole.  Not a day passes by when I wish that it was my hard dick poking in and out of that tight hungry pussy of hers.  Enormous boobs definitely make the world smile.

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How to fix Saggy boobs

Posted on July 1, 2010 by philip

As a big boob fan, saggy boobs make me cry.  Talk about wasted potential.  All that massive chest flesh reduced to a flat lifeless saggy pile.  All the eager face rubbing a saggy boobs chick can try on her man isn’t going to bring back the unmatched joy of having huge firm titties on her man’s face.  So what’s a busty but saggy babe to do?  Here’s a quick guide on how to fix saggy boobs.

Chest exercises can bring firmness back

Using small dumbells, any chick with saggy boobs looking to get some firmness back can try lying down on a weight bench and slowly lifting an arm.  Lift until she reaches a 45 degree angle, hold, then lower and raise the other arm.  This works out the sides of the breast muscles and also tones the arm.  The 45 degree angle maximizes the muscle tension without causing pain.  Pushing the angle to 90 degrees actually results in less tension since the weight will “lock” on the arm and the upper and lower arm bones absorb the weight.  These chest exercises can also take the form of sideways tension building.  Same process above but sideways.

Sports bra

Another way to firm up saggy tits is to choose the right sports bra.  By distributing the breast muscle in such a way as to prevent downward pressure, sports bras might be able to slow down sagging.  It’s not a permanent solution, of course, but it should as hell looks good.  Nothing sexier than a hot big breasted woman wearing a sports bra.

On a final note, if the nonsurgical options above don’t work, a breast lift might be in order.  I am not a big fan of surgery to lift tits.  A breast lift only works for a few years.  When the rest of your girl’s body sag, so will her “lifted” breasts.  It’s a never ending race.

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Gigantic boobs make you wanna shout

Posted on June 30, 2010 by philip

One thing I love about America is that everything is BIG.  You’ve heard of the saying that “everything is bigger in Texas?”  Well, the same could be said about most of the other states in the US.  Everything in America seems to be bigger:  larger highways, wider roads, incredibly large servings of food. If you don’t believe me just go your nearest Claim Jumper restaurant and see how big the portions are.  That’s why one of the greatest things about being in America is the large tits we have here.  Larger than average titties and of course, quite a few gigantic boobs.

I love titties.  Damn proud of it. I’m all about big giant boobs.  Nothing makes me happier than having big mounds of titty flesh in my mouth in the morning.  Nothing puts a smile on my face more than my cum all over some gigantic boobs and the tired smile on a busty girl’s face after several hours of hard core titty fucking and sucking.

The American Breast expansion craze

Thankfully, it’s gotten even easier to find busty women now. It seems there’s a lot more natural busty and “enhanced” women. A lot of the latter is due to the popularity of breast expansion procedures.  It’s getting cheaper to get breast enhancements for the average woman who’s looking to boost her self-esteem as well as her bust size. It used to be that Minka, an asian hottie with huge breasts, was kind of a freak – I mean her tits are gigantic, and they are obviously fake. Nowadays, more and more women are opting to get bolt on tits—many just a tad smaller than those on Minka.

Fake or not, tits still feel great in your mouth or wrapped around your dick. So I definitely  appreciate Minka’s pictures and videos online. She definitely blows away (pun intended) that concept of the flat chested and flat assed Asian woman. Another hottie with gigantic boobs is Jodie Marsh.  You simply can’t go wrong imagining that nice piece of ass and soft large tits on your face, around your dick, on your back giving you hot steamy back rubs. Nothing like soft globs of flesh moving up and down as your dick goes in and out of her pussy. Decent face, tight pussy, large, round breasts, that does it for me. I’m a simple man to please: I like my beer cold, my fries golden, and my woman’s tits BIG.

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